craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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