I'm laying in your front yard are you home
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
