I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
