please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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