just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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