i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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