yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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