it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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