tell your sister to shave her snatch
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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