hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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