Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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