They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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