I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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