I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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