Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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