You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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