walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I fill condoms, not promises.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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