can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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