hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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