talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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