Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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