standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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