Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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