nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
a search helicopter?!
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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