In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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