is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
