Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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