she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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