no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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