I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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