that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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