Who wears a wallet chain?!
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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