Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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