Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
