honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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