Yo dont text me then not text me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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