This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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