I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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