Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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