a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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