haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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