There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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