Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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