Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
