his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
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