so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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