It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Randomize
