Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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