Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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