As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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