And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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