Cold hands, warm shart.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize