it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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